the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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