love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
