pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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