Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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