The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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