I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
So. Much. Porn.
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