It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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