i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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