My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
This couple is walking their pig around campus
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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