She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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