Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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