btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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