Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
