New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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