Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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