So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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