i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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