god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
