D3 body, D1 cock
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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