first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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