You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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