she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dignity is for republicans.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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