Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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