Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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