if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
that is very illegal...i love you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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