My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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