Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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