i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Fuck appropriateness.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
