So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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