I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
