Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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