My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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