Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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