Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
