I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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