OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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