you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
