I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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