What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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