are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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