I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
True strength comes from lack of pants
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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