She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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