so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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