covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You coming home soon, man?
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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