She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
