im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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