The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
