Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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