at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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