I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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